Today’s Gender of the day is: A Malfunctioning Animated Sign in an Urban Area (Windows XP)
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
stretchmarks. self harm scars. fat. rolls. cellulite.
everything bout you is that song that come up on shuffle at the right moment and it makes u wanna clean ur room, take a shower, find a man, marry that man, have kids, exercise, fight a man, and do better
a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card