May 2013
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...”
– (via cumpressing)
Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
coffeeafterdark:
I accidentally started playing...
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Writings for Winter: good pickup lines are like... →
writingsforwinter:
Tonight, a man tries to hook up with me by offering a pickup line
about how he kisses like a concealed weapon: so softly at first
it’s barely noticeable, then harder until everything is revealed
and the consequences have to be attended to. There’s nothing
in the world easier than undressing…
“… the mind is like a car battery — it recharges by running …”
– Bill Waterson, creator of the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, during a May 20, 1990 commencement speech at Kenyon College. (Source)
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...”
– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
Watchswiftingthrough:
let’s remember this
“What are you afraid of?
You are so beautiful, so cute, so lucky to be alive....”
– “things people have said without thinking i’d remember,” Shinji Moon (via commovente)
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
dangan ronpa
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
lettucefetish:
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
