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Confessions of a Chipotle burrito artist

sunfishy714:

1. Yes you can get a quesorito. No it is not new. However, you are charged for both a quesadilla and a burrito, so it comes to roughly $10

2. You can get double/triple/quadruple whatever you want. The only things that get charged as extra are meat and guacamole.

3. Yes side tortillas are free.

4. There is no way those chips are stale, they might just not be fried long enough. I promise all the stuff is made fresh everyday (chips, guac…) we throw the old ones out at night.

polaroidsteroids:

This dawg is dope

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

cantwaitforpizza:

uh oh, busted

jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

sonlco:

unionhack:

Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.

but it growled at me

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yungterra:

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

faggoto:

rnorn…. clacl…. i failecl english….

copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

cooldadfacts:

i can’t believe he’s gone