1. Yes you can get a quesorito. No it is not new. However, you are charged for both a quesadilla and a burrito, so it comes to roughly $10
2. You can get double/triple/quadruple whatever you want. The only things that get charged as extra are meat and guacamole.
3. Yes side tortillas are free.
4. There is no way those chips are stale, they might just not be fried long enough. I promise all the stuff is made fresh everyday (chips, guac…) we throw the old ones out at night.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the frick
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA
THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG
THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO
Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.
but it growled at me
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
my school is talking about internet safety or something